14 movie quotes probably changed your life

And none for Gretchen Weiners, bye.


1. “What a beautiful chocolate man! ha ha ha ha ha” – White Chicks

2. “When my eyes are closed I see you for what you truly are…which is UGLAAAY, we’re done!” – She’s The Man

3. “Ugh as if! *Cher voice*” – Clueless

4. “Oh my God, Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white” – Mean Girls

5. “He dresses better than I do…what would I bring to the relationship?” – Clueless

6. Patrick: “You may not be afraid of me, but I’m sure you’ve thought about me naked”

Kat: “Am I that transparent? I want you. I need you. Oh baby. Oh baby” – 10 Things I Hate About You

7. “It’s not even my date and he still gets me out of my skirt!” – John Tucker Must Die

8. “Are you asking me out? That’s so cute….what’s your name again?” – 10 Things I Hate About You

9. “Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed” – Legally Blonde

10. “Hi,  I’m Cellulite Sally; look at my huge ba-donkey. Don’t forget about me, I’m Backfat Betty. Now who could have said that? Oh yeah, it’s Tina the Talking Tummy. I can’t even wear a short skirt and a top without looking like a fat pig!” – White Chicks

11. “I choose Vodka. And Chaka Khan” – Bridget Jones’ Diary

12. “Sweets. You couldn’t ignore me if you tried. So… so. Are you guys like boyfriend-girlfriend? Steady dates? Lovers? Come on, sporto, level with me. Do you slip her the hot beef injection?” – The Breakfast Club

13. ” Do you know what kind of person I am now, I mean – do you know who I am right now? I don’t have any real friends. I did something bad with a married guy. I don’t talk to my mom and dad. I’m not a nice person. And the thing is – I’m not 13 anymore” – 13 Going On 30

14. “Men are rats, listen to me, they’re fleas on rats, worse than that, they’re amoebas on fleas on rats. I mean, they’re too low for even the dogs to bite. The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy.” – Grease